Big Log

Riley is a little guy. His younger brother almost outweighs him, his younger cousin does outweigh him. But he can clear the bathroom real quick with his stench. The other night he yelled to me and asked me to help him wipe. I walked into the bathroom and almost fell over with the smell. Here is what took place next:

Me: "Riley, how do you smell so bad?!?!?"
Riley: "It must be a big log Daddy."

Unbelievable.

Broken Arm

A few months back, Brayden broke his arm. We had to make some adjustments to help him navigate through everyday activities. One of the first nights he had a broken arm, he had to go to the restroom--a number 2 if you will. Here is the conversation that ensued:

Brayden: "Daddy, come wipe me!!!"
Me: "Brayden you can wipe yourself."
Brayden: "No I can't, I have a broken arm."
Riley: "Ooooohhh man...good one Brayden!"

Now they are ganging up on me.