Literal Humor

Last night we were at the Pirates game. And a beer vendor walked behind us. Here is what ensued:

Vendor: "IC Light!!!"
Riley: "Why did that man just say I saw light?"

Made me laugh and realize 6 year olds take everything very literally.

Mexican Sader

This year I decided it was time to introduce the boys to March Madness. The plan was for the 3 oldest boys to fill out brackets, along with Steph and I. Whoever picked the most games right, gets to choose what restaurant we would go out to. I edged out Brayden/Steph by 2 points. So I have decided to pick El Paso as my restaurant of choice. I was telling the boys of my decision tonight and they asked all the normal questions. After talking about the restaraunt for a couple of minutes, Riley asks, "Daddy when are we going to El Passover?" I laughed really hard and they asked me why I was laughing. Sometimes you just can't find the right words to explain something to little boys.

Bedtime Donuts

So tonight I got all the boys bathed and starting towards their beds. Wyatt needed to go downstairs to get his blanket. So when I started down the stairs to get Sawyer's bottle, I see Wyatt heading up the stairs. Blanket in one hand and 2 donut holes in the other. I said Wyatt you have to put those back. "No Daddy, I already started eating them." He then proceeded to show me where he had taken one bite out of each donut. Therefore they were his and he went to bed with 2 donuts and his blankie.

3 Year Old Logic

This afternoon Wyatt called Dusty to see if he wanted to come over. After Wyatt hung up, this conversation followed:

Brayden: "Where is Dusty?"
Wyatt: "In his car."
Brayden: "No, I meant where is Dusty?"
Wyatt: "I said, he is in his car."
Brayden: " No, I mean where is he, in his car?"
Wyatt: "In the driver's seat."

3 year olds make thing so simple.

Dots

So tonight I got all the boys in bed and I was in the kitchen cleaning up. I kept hearing little footsteps running around upstairs. I knew it was Wyatt. So after about 10 minutes I go upstairs to see what he is doing. I find him in their bathroom, standing on top of the toilet, reaching towards the sink. I ask him what he is doing and he responds with "I need water." I proceed to tell him I gave him a sippy cup of water when I put him in bed. But he says "no, I need water on this tissue." I asked him why and he responds with "so I can wash these dots off." These dots he is referring to are the moles on his leg. I told him it would take more than a tissue and water to get those off.

Bum Smack

Yesterday, as we were getting dressed for a funeral. I am in the older 2 boy's room. When Riley walks in, naked, and says "when I smack my bum my weenie goes flying up." He then proceeded to demonstrate and he was right. That is one way to make little boys laugh.