Punching

Wyatt: “Mommy, Sawyer just punched me.”
Sawyer: “I didn’t punch him that hard.”

Directional Humor

The other day, Wyatt had "Dads and Doughnuts" at preschool. So I was taking him to school that morning. We pulled out of the driveway and this is the conversation that took place:

Me: "Wyatt, I haven't taken you to school this year, you will have to show me where to go."
Wyatt: "At the top of the hill go right."

I guess I should have been more specific.