Newnie

Today as I was getting dressed, Brayden came running into our bedroom and fell.  I asked him if his shoes were too small and he responded with "yes."  So I said "it might be time for a new pair of shoes."  He then took off down the hall, before he made it to the kitchen he turned around and ran back into our room and fell again.  He stood up and looked at me and said "newnies?"  Which in Brayden-speak means new-ones. I said "yeah you might need new shoes."  So again he runs out of the room and down the hall and then back into the room and falls again.  He jumps up and looks at me and says again "newnies?"  I start to catch on to what he is up to and say, "you don't need new shoes if you are falling on purpose."  He repeats this another couple more times and each time he falls harder trying to sell me on the new shoes.  I hope his feet don't grow like mine.